High Heels Lo Fi is on a mission to make every person who bothered to put on pants and go out into the night damn excited that they left their cozy couch. Cocktails, cheerleader pompoms, dancing and shenanigans set to a naughty soundtrack of garage-glitz-raunch-rock with elements of punk and comedy, they are a great time as much as a great band!
Featuring tunes such as "Big Dumb Rock Song", "Eff the Day Job", "You Win Again, Tequila", and "Can't Lose with Booze", Toronto's High Heels Lo Fi has raised fists and shaken asses from Montreal to Windsor.
Check out their latest 5 song EP - All Sass, No Class, Kick Ass
"Imagine if “Weird Al” Yankovic wrote all original material while utterly drunk for three weeks and listening to The Runaways and Kiss for inspiration. Sex, booze and one night stands: High Heels Lo Fi cleverly capture the scene with tongues planted firmly in cheek and asses possibly hanging out of their stage outfits.” ~ otmblog.com
"...one of the most wildly entertaining bands in the city, High Heels Lo Fi! High Heels Lo Fi play drunk rock and they don't just play it, they live it. Your mother probably wouldn't like them, your dad might... if your dad is a touch on the dirty side."
~ Dan Wolovick, Two Way Monologues
"Local underground power punk sensation."
Cynthia is a performance poet, short novelist, painter, graphic designer, VJ (Google "VJ 7th Deadly") and funkless.com party instigator. She's been dating musicians since she was 16, so it finally dawned on her... if you can't beat them, join them! (It's really just poetry with a couple of chords and a shorter skirt, right?) Apparently, "I'm in a band" is the perfect excuse to wear and do ridiculous things! Her record for holding "the long note" on stage is 57 seconds. She has driven this band through 7 lineups with no licence, and refuses a breathalyzer.
Los Arango Tequila Reposado on ice, with lime... or whatever hot people hand her for free.
Steel Panther, The Pretty Reckless, Weird Al Yankovic, AC/DC, Jean-Michel Jarre, Sam & Dave
Originally from "the Hammer" Doug has pounded skin behind such bands as the Wet Spots, Tristan Psionic and SLAVE to the SQUAREwave. Uprooted and moved to Toronto, he can be seen sticking it to High Heels Lo Fi, and Nanochrist, and any other rock project that wants him.
Doug brings a certain "mystique" to the band. Mostly whether or not he will be pantless at the start or by the end of the set. Cannot be distracted no matter how many boobies jiggle on stage. You’ve been forewarned!
Gin & Tonic
Police, Foo Fighters, Devo
We are thrilled to welcome Spacker Dave Vestaloyne as our captain of bass! You might know him from The Vestaloynes, The Black Void, Round Eye, and Pole. He is a party unto himself, and we are actually a little nervous to see what happens next! Since he didn't send in his homework (a new bio), I can make up any damn thing I like here. Let's see... he really enjoys wearing a brown paper bag on his head. Ask me for photos. He is also barefoot more than any other person I've met, no matter how dirty or broken glass flecked the floor might be.
Ween, High Heels Lo Fi, the sounds your mom makes when he's... what, how is that inappropriate?
Jackie Moore is a great guitar player who is lucky to have found a band that makes her look even better than she really is. With a smile on her face and a dive bomb from her whammy bar, she's a dance party and a half all by herself. On most Saturday nights she can usually be seen through her back patio window dancing around practicing guitar after downing half a bottle of wine with dinner. She is the perfect condiment for High Heels Lo Fi. Just like when the hotdog vendor has fried onions! Her credentials include: Sister Hyde, Elissa Barclay, The SheBGBs, The Rockaway Bitches and now... She has found a place to call home. High Heels Lo Fi.
New York Dolls, Sex Pistols, Ramones, Suicidal Tendencies, Fear.
Everything is ©2017 High Heels Lo Fi, but if you need something, just ask. We've learned to share our toys.
That's it really. Be cool, and such. Does anyone actually read this stuff? Maybe you're a lawyer. If you are, please give us a shout. We should probably have your number on speed dial just in case of emergency. Like being wrongfully thrown in jail for being fabulous. It could happen. Why are you laughing?