We'll likely give you a button if you come out to a show. Ask us about our merch, we have a very limited number of drink coasters too!
Sharolyn at the Kremlin!!!
Pace yourself, dude!
Even Anonymous wears our shirts!
Hello London Ladies!
We like bewbs.
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That's it really. Be cool, and such. Does anyone actually read this stuff? Maybe you're a lawyer. If you are, please give us a shout. We should probably have your number on speed dial just in case of emergency. Like being wrongfully thrown in jail for being fabulous. It could happen. Why are you laughing?